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Eleanor, 16. An aspiring screenwriter and a full-time waste of space. Every so often I write shit for people's amusement.

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TELL US PLEASE
Anonymous

nOW THE BOOT’S ON THE OTHER FOOT AHAH

· fidefortiask ·
i am so in salted right now.
Anonymous

what the hell does it mean. I AM GOING INSANE.
Anonymous

That’s exactly what Mr Smith wants

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE EYES THING IS??
Anonymous

Probably another conspiracy

· fidefortiask ·

pisquenta:

thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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this post just gets better and better

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It got better.

commandersass:

Attempted boob grab victims 2k14

capeofwonders:

seasonalweasel:

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

oh my god

I JUST SQUEALED

i got the season 10 preview guys!

Mark Ruffalo, you absolute dork.

holyfrackles:

what the fuck

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WHAT

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THE FUCK

stephendann:

fidefortitude:

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

Question: If you didn’t know the milk corkscrew was about to happen, how did you photograph it?

Corkscrew milk occurs. Milk debagging pauses.

Camera is acquired.

Debagestation of milk recommences.

Spiral pattern captured through mirrors and lenses and oh my.

Post to internet

Commence extended peer review rebuttal of “Milk in bag” and “Milk on oatmeal”.

Note Advice. 

Consider just corkscrewing around with the milk next time.

Science.

(Also, Oatmeal milk in a bag needs to be tested)

(Mayonon) fanfic about us please, it would be so cool to see someone else's descriptions of me and see what everyone thinks I'm like based on these conversations. Or draw fanart, imagine fanart of us with Blofeld and our dragon.
Anonymous

Hell. Yeah. I for one want to hear visualisations of how they think this evil villain flatshare thing would even work. In my head it plays out like a sitcom- juggling setting up fronts and paying off major political figures with cleaning the chinchilla cage and finding time for movie marathon nights.

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

Question: If you didn’t know the milk corkscrew was about to happen, how did you photograph it?

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