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Eleanor, 16. An aspiring screenwriter and a full-time waste of space. Every so often I write shit for people's amusement.

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markruffalo:

I’m a big fan of Paul Rudd as you may recall. How great is this first look of him as Ant Man? #TeamMarvel

(Mayonon) argghhh my internet crashed as I was sending my last message and I'm 95% sure it didn't go through in time -_- could you reply to the other messages so I can finish off the sentence I was in the middle of again, I can't remember how it started now.
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Tada the messages are up and hopefully you have beaten your internet into submission. Continue your sentence my fren

(Mayonon) post nerd). I don't even purposely do a one sided smirk? It's just like that's my smile? I'm literally incapable of smiling like a normal person with both sides of my mouth at the same height, it's impossible. So I look like an asshole 24/7 just smirking at people like I know how they're going to die but really I'm just smiling happy oops. No matter how much you think you suck at doing your hair right now just know that when my hair was short I went through my scene phase and had a
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I just tried to do an equal smile. It’s impossible. My lips have learnt to be asymmetrical. I have learnt the look of the perennially happy asshole.

good i will terrify my friends/enemies into submission

Had a what? Had a /what/? I MUST KNOW

( And you’re a nerd, nerd. )

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Mayonon) jewellery*). What's the pirates of the Caribbean post?? I must admit I followed you cause I found you through the fic post, I don't think I reblogged it but I remember checking out your blog cause I was like 'what mad bastard is offering to do that?? Don't they know posts like this gain a shit ton of notes??' And then I was like 'hmm pretty cool blog actually, I'll follow them' AND NOW THIS HAS HAPPENED, IVE BECOME THE INFAMOUS MAYONON BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN POST (bless u for making that
Anonymous

Ahhh the pirates of the caribbean post. I’ll reblog it. It only has a couple hundred thousand reblogs and it doesn’t have as many as the fic post by any means and it’s an addition like the spongebob post not an original. But people think it’s funny for some reason.

Hah, “mad bastard”. Good descriptor there my fren I am indeed that. I had literally made one before and it got like 20 notes so I thought I’d do it again for kicks and it got 200 thousand so idk luck of the draw i guess

And cool blog? Idk have you seen it?

BUT YES. THAT DAMN POST HAS BROUGHT THIS UPON YOU. YOU ARE THE INFAMOUS MAYONON NOW AND FOREVER AND THE FIC POST IS TO BLAAAME

(Mayonon) brace yourself my fren, there's an influx of messages coming your way. I'm not sure if some messages I'm meant to be replying to are missing cause I'm looking in the tag and there's pictures of portraits of a man and a woman who look weirdly similar and no explanation. Why are they there. wHY. Yeah okay, next time I stumble on a piece of jewellery that has something dead in it I'll totally buy it (*prays to god and Jesus and Zeus and my ancient ancestors that I don't find dead thing
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Man I don’t know either. I really really need to tag those things. Okay I’m going to set some time aside tomorrow morning and blast through the archives and tag it all and link it onto the blog page because I’ve been procrastinating that for forever.

And good. You shall join the dead thing necklace group. It will present itself unto you and you will /have/ to buy it. It is law, sorry I don’t make the rules, Zeus can’t help u now

(Mayonon) eyyy what up there friend. What's that you say? Where have I been? Well fren I've been on a top secret mission code named 'procrastination and laziness'. But I'm here now, and I'm gonna grant all of your wishes! (Oh wait. News is just in. Turns out I'm not here to grant all your wishes? I'm actually here to answer messages. Unless that was your wish. In which case I'm doing both.) oh my god there's a lot to respond to, why did I keep adding to the messages instead of replying. Help.
Anonymous

eeeeeeeyyyy mayonon welcome back to the party. what party you ask. Well the “i am also on a procrastination and laziness mission” party of course. We have boxsets of dvds and books we mean to read/watch but never will and a really fast wifi connection. It’s gonna be awesome if we can get around to it.

BUT WELCOME!

Damn that ambiguous but accurate newsfeed. I wanted a puppy.

Who are you in the video?
Anonymous

The one in the glasses who won’t shut up, that keeps catching on their words, and says they’re ‘fabulous’ at the end. That’s me. 

here it is. the video of my suffering and torment. donate to www.alsa.org, and also help me get all this goddamn glitter out of my hair.

i just did it. the ice bucket challenge. i did it

there is glitter everywhere. i spent so much time trying to wash it off and it’s still matted into my hair. 

await the video. christ so much glitter

phantom-quantum:

dangerhamster:

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

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rainbow-heichou:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

lordwhat:

lordwhat:

Sam talks in third person because there are three members of team free will wake up america

be grateful for cas because if it wasn’t for him Sam would talk in second person and everyone would be uncomfortale

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don’t dream it, be it

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markruffalo:

Something is coming…

Is it a Paul Rudd fanvideo

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