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Eleanor, 16. An aspiring screenwriter and a full-time waste of space. Every so often I write shit for people's amusement.

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my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT

kingsleyyy:

October thru December are the best months

(Mayonon) *cha cha slides into ur ask box* there was 1 message you didn't reply to last night and I'm just checking you got it? It's cool if you just haven't replied yet (you reply waaaay quicker than me anyway), just making sure that tumblr didn't get hungry and decide to eat it
Anonymous

I don’t have anything more in my ask box, dear; I’m afraid the Eldritch monster in the tumblr askbox has eaten it.

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

sopranish:

**FAST Ficlet Fundraiser for Brain Surgery and Medical Expenses!! ($9 left for the month + $800 due by the 24th + expenses = Fic For You!)***

*If you’d like to offer your own fic writing or artwork, let me know! It’s very appreciated!*

That photo there? Is CerebroSpinal Fluid collecting at my Shunt from my brain to abdomenVentricles in my brain are collapsing around it, and my brain is being misshapen by fluid pressure. Giving me headachesloss of memory, focus, balance, and speech, anxiety, and more. The only way to locate and fix the issueLOTS O’ SURGERY. First ICP monitor- a  bolt in my brain tracking pressure a few days, then surgery where it’s obstructed. Fun!

So I have brain surgery (#7 in 5 years!) around 9/25, once I’m cleared by a few more specialists. But I have to pay about $800 by the 24th for existing bills so I can be admitted. And I have $9 for the rest of the month, because of all the costs. And there are still expenses for transportation, food, etc (don’t even have furniture, dishes, etc in my new place!)

SO! To meet these costs in time, I’m offering:

*FICLETS! I’ll use your suggestion of characters and prompt, and write a little something just for you! Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Firefly, even musicals and operas are totally cool! Here are a few random examples of my fics!

*Editing! Have excellent red pen, will hack at, and make suggestions for, your short piece!

*In return, I’ll ask that you donate to help cover the medical expenses! Message me your prompt or editing need, and your donation! You can also:

*DONATE! If you’d like to simply donate, I have a PayPal account with email LartPourLartNow@gmail.com!

You can even *give the gift of fic*give tzedukah for the High Holidays, or *donate in someone’s honour!—

*OTHER OFFERS!* rosiethemage offers earrings from her Etsy shop with free shipping for donations over $20! Details here!

*SPREAD THE WORD! It’s such a big help! (So is info on nyc resources beyond the standard!)

And either way, good healing vibes are always much appreciated!

Thank you all, and looking forward to hearing your prompts and fic ideas!

FOR GOD’S SAKE SOMEONE POST THE SEASON 9 DELETED SCENES

completely-legit:

CROWLEY AND CAS TALKING ABOUT BEING HUMAN?

CROWLEY POSSESSING HIS SON!??!?

IF SOMEONE DOES NOT POST THE SEASON 9 DELETED SCENES SO HELP ME I WILL JUMP OFF A CLIFF.

Hey, WHERE THE FRACK IS ROWENA? →

attackofthekillermexisaurusrex:

fidefortitude:

msredmobile:

attackofthekillermexisaurusrex:

You know, that lady who sounds like a Harry Potter crossover character who’s fabled to be Crowley’s human witch mom?

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That lady? Ruth Connell?

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The one where they were like, NO GUYS, WE HAVE LADIES ON SUPERNATURAL, LOOK…

Ehhhhh. I’m willing to bet she turns up in the Charlie episode. Logic would dictate both of them are in Avalon, and Crowley’s hissing moment with the witch was shared more than pretty much anything else in the last episode- I’d think they’d go with introducing her then, so probably not in the earlier episodes they’ve filmed. But that’s a guess.

No, they legitimately said she would be introduced in the first episode this season.

They. I. What.

I had not heard that. Oh my god seriously. They better put her in the episode promos closer to the mark. I’m worried now. I was really hoping what I suggested would happen.

Thanks for correcting me, dear, but. Argh. I almost want to live in ignorance on this front, that’s a really sad thing to hear. On the other hand- she’s importnant enough to put in Ep 1? That’s something- I guess?

Hey, WHERE THE FRACK IS ROWENA? →

msredmobile:

attackofthekillermexisaurusrex:

You know, that lady who sounds like a Harry Potter crossover character who’s fabled to be Crowley’s human witch mom?

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That lady? Ruth Connell?

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The one where they were like, NO GUYS, WE HAVE LADIES ON SUPERNATURAL, LOOK…

Ehhhhh. I’m willing to bet she turns up in the Charlie episode. Logic would dictate both of them are in Avalon, and Crowley’s hissing moment with the witch was shared more than pretty much anything else in the last episode- I’d think they’d go with introducing her then, so probably not in the earlier episodes they’ve filmed. But that’s a guess.

taylorswift:

mosaicbrokenhearts:

mosaicbrokenhearts:

taylorswift so like can i get your pumpkin chocolate chip cookie recipe or nah

taylorswift come on come on don’t leave me like this

I use different ones but this one is pretty solid.. Except that I don’t use milk chocolate chips, I use semi sweet or dark chocolate chocolate bars that I chopped up into different sized chocolate chunks.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/pumpkin-chocolate-chip-cookies-recipe.html#

Repost the one line fanfic thing without using swear words, so they don't appear on our blogs. I dislike them.
Anonymous

I’m really sorry dear, but while I could edit the original post it doesn’t change the 200 thousand copies circulating that people reblog from- my hands are tied in this situation. Sorry.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

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